Week 4 - Rebels vs Untouchables

The Men of 2207. 

There exists a place in this world where it is not good enough to just "be a man".  At this place reside titans.  Two thirds yooper and one third jersey shore are they.  With their powers combined, they make the Rebels unstoppable. 


Incredibly credible (that's how credible) sources tell me that Jared Martin (Yooper) was born in the forests of da upper peninsula to a wolf mother and bear father.  He was quickly abandoned and raised by bigfoot; thus his fierce attitude and imposing stature.  He earned the nickname "Manbeast" for his play on the football field.  He plays right tackle on the (roughly) 1,450 lb offensive line and also rotates in at nose tackle for the defense.

Jarred Querio (Yooper) has been known to enjoy licking the depressed tears of the enemy offensive linemen that he destroys from his defensive end position.  He always says "Sad tears taste the best." and there are plenty in the eyes of opposing olinemen with Mr. Q on the field.  Old wives tell stories of an insane monster that roamed the cornfields of the western part of the UP.   Some say this monster is looking for lonely children to kill. Other, more normal people know its just Jarred stealing some corn to make his own whiskey. 

Jamil Moore (Jersey) was conceived behind a tanning booth near a Bon Jovi concert on the Jersey Shore so it is a surprise to nobody that Jamil is the most feared person on the team.  Once Jamil suits up and pulls that helmet onto his head he might very well be the most feared player in the league.  Jamil can play any position on the field but he mainly plays strong safety and defensive end/ outside linebacker.  Don't run or throw to his side.

The Men of 2207 are taking some of the Rebels under their wing and it is good to see.  J Will, Gerry Hammons and Jeremy Kegler can frequently be seen in the area.  Neighbors have told me of the theme song of the Men of 2207 that can be heard blasting from the house.  It suits these guys perfectly.

The Men of 2207 will be on the front lines of the battle between the Rebels and "The U" (when people give themselves their own nickname it is usually pretty lame) this Saturday.  The Men of 2207 have hands in all three phases of the game and will continue to be another extrememly talented and young core for the Rebels for years to come.

Come out and support the Rebels (3-0) on Saturday vs the Untouchables (1-1).  The game will be played in Howards Grove at 6:00 pm.

Memorial Park

406 N. River Parkway
Sheboygan, WI 53083