Week 10 Preview - Rebels vs Titans

This week's blog post was done by a guest blogger.

Hello everyone, my name is Bill O'Reilly.  You might know me from the smash hit political show "The O'Reilly Factor" on the Fox News channel.  #1 in my time slot baby, in your face!  Woo!  So what if I've been drinking?  All REAL Americans watch it.  Speaking of REAL Americans, the WSFL has my semi-pro football game of the week.  The Sheboygan County Rebels will be playing the Kettle Moraine Communist Titans this Saturday.  You know what I hate most about communists?  They are disloyal and hate America, just like the liberal pinheads that I routinely destroy in debates on my show.  I cut their mics and shout at them, go America and go Bill O'Reilly.

Back to the game; the Rebels are currently undefeated and just came off of a big victory against the Manitowoc Communist Mariners 32-21.  The Rebels racked up over 300 yards rushing and kept the Mariners to 125 total yards of offense.  I haven't seen domination like that since that 30 pack of Milwaukee's Best challenged me to drink it.  All REAL Americans that watch the O'Reilly Factor saw the experts pick the Rebels as the top team in the WSFL and I agreed with them so that means that it is true.

The Rebels defeated the Communist Titans 14-0 just a few short weeks ago and now those pinko commies are back to try to take the undefeated season away from the Rebels.  They shall feel the wrath of my righteous outrage!  Those Commies from the Kettle Moraine over there tried stealing the Rebel playbook but I was able to stop them and I personally waterboarded them for information.  The attempt failed so I switched to Vodkaboarding and they gave up the entire town of Jackson, WI and their daughters' hands in marriage.  Crisis averted.

If you can't tell, I am hoping that the REAL American Rebels defeat the Commie Titans.  Since this is a "no spin zone" all I am gonna say is that the Communist Titans are the spawns of Satan and would slit your throat in your sleep if given the chance.  The Rebels are pretty much the love child of the US Constitution and Jim Brown.  They are unstoppable. 

We'll do it live!  Come out and support the Rebels Saturday night in Howards Grove.  Kickoff is at 6:00pm. 

Memorial Park

406 N. River Parkway
Sheboygan, WI 53083